It seems that our very own production co-ordinator Simon Welch has a dirty little secret – he was the Müller Light Yoghurt Queer. And maybe he wasn’t gay just for pay, but having a UK commercial run for a couple of years isn’t too bad for flying your own flag.

“I did it for the money years ago. I never realized the impact it would have. Wherever I went it was ‘Look it’s the yoghurt queer!'” said a guilty-looking Simon. “I’m just glad that it is no longer on air and no one can see it.”

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– Scott McDonald