TMZ has the astounding story: The two most famous people ON THE PLANET were forced to do the unthinkable… ACTUALLY WAIT FOR A TABLE at the crowded Shibuya Sushi restaurant in Calabasis! And they didn’t just wait for a minute while they cleared the table and reset it. No. They suffered the indignity for thirty minutes! THIRTY MINUTES! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Like they were ORDINARY PEOPLE! Like they were PLEBES or something! It’s shameful. It’s disgusting! Did they not know WHO they were dealing with? The couple sat outside on the bench, looking glum. (“Kanye looks like he could use a Snickers” said one commenter). Then – to add insult to injury – when they were finally seated IT WAS AT A TABLE BY THE WINDOW. *Facepalm.* Anybody knows you can’t do that to famous people. You can’t put them on display like they’re in a zoo. Clearly, Shibuya needs to retrain their staff on the proper way to deal with celebrities because this shit is UNACCEPTABLE. I flip out if Arby’s doesn’t have my corner VIP booth available, so I can just IMAGINE what was going on in Kanye’s head. I wouldn’t be surprised if Shibuya’s was accidentally firebombed in the middle night.

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