Well, my DEAR. Have you seen it? The upcoming issue of Italian Vogue? Apparently, the world’s most prestigious fashion magazine has given a staggering amount of real estate to party promoter/styleicon Susanne Bartsch and her coterie of super-fabulous squirrelfriends. Something like 24 pages in all! Yes. That’s what I hear. A dizzying mix of clubland royalty, shot by the iconic Steven Klein, styled by Patti Wilson, with makeup by MAKEUP GOD Kabuki Starshine. Why, you couldn’t swing a cat and miss the likes of Milk and boyfriend James Whiteside, Ryan Burke, Violet Chatchki, Duo Raw, One-Half Nelson, Scooter Laforge, Dirty Martini, the Daughters of Devotion, Muffinhead, Christian Ellerman, Gage of the Boone, Gazelle Paoulo, Piggy Huggums, Sateen, Darrell Thorne, Stella Rose St Claire, Dirty Martini, Jarrett Edward, Leo Gugu, Kyle Farmery, Dolly Dharma,  DeeDee Luxe, Mariza Aloisi, Lady Alchemy & Fluct, Thorgy Thor, Angel Rose, Zac Weiss,  Jessica Love, Rhyan Hamilton, Sylva Dean, Poszi Kolor, Aquaria & Jordan Stawecki, Beverly Sage, and Masha Mousebonez, dear Masha Mousesebonez (of the Philadelphia mainline Mousebonez, dontyouknow) (maybe?)(I don’t know). Imagine if a bomb had gone off at that studio. Just imagine. I mean: LITERALLY EVERY INTERESTING PERSON IN  NEW YORK WAS THERE. My mind is just blown. And look how amazing Susanne looks. Like she’s the Queen of the universe. And she is. She is. The issue doesn’t until come out until next week, but gag on these two photos until then. (via Vogue Italia)