Aggie, Maggie, and Elmira Ross, known professionally as the Ross Sisters, were a triple threat: they could sing, dance, and bend their bodies in positions so unnatural that the authors of the Kama Sutra once called them for advice. Here they are singing “Solid Potato Salad,” a song that is merely a red herring for their MacGuffin of a freakshow.

Watch the video. (t/y Brent)