It’s come to light recently that Adolf Hitler had a genital deformity that made his dick REALLY small. Like a micro-penis. Some are saying new revelation could explain his maniacal personality.
It had been long acknowledged that the fascist had an undescended testicle. According to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie’s book Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute,
“Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile Hypospadius in which the urethra opens on the underside of the penis.”
According to the CDC’s description of the deformity,
“Patients could have problems with abnormal spraying of urine and might have to sit to urinate.
In some boys with hypospadias, the testicle has not fully descended into the scrotum. If hypospadias is not treated it can lead to problems later in life, such as difficulty performing sexual intercourse or difficulty urinating while standing.”
The dictator’s personal doctor Theodor Morell used to give Hitler hormones, amphetamines and cocaine in hopes of boosting the Fuehrer’s sex drive. Hitler’s suicide and the destruction of his body might also be tied to the penile deformity and his intense fear that his body would be paraded by Russian captors.
Following the war, people in Hitler’s inner circle have spoken openly about the dictator’s weird sex life. Nazi architect Albert Speer said,
“By no means would I describe Adolf Hitler as sexually normal in his relationships with women.”
Well, as you can imagine, Hitler is really mad about this. This recently discovered footage shows the DICK-tator confronted by his officers with the news. His reaction is all out of whack. THAT Hitler! What a goofball. Watch.
(T/Y Tad; via NY Post)