If you talk about your pet so often and so cloyingly that people say, “Why don’t you marry him?” – do it. That’ll shut them up. Luca and Dolph here tied the knot in October last year and are happier than pigs in shit. It’s a same-sex marriage. “We decided to marry after we both lost weight on the Atkins diet,” says Luca. Or Dolph. Before you pop the question, visit Marry Your Pet; meet Matilda, the pet and partners priest; and paw over the issues.