In “The Ballad of Billy John,” comedian Trevor Moore (founding member of The Whitest Kids You Know) sings about the tragic tale of a loving couple who tried to do something nice on the internet. And you know how THAT usually turns out. The song starts out slow, but give it a minute. It packs a wallop.

“EAT A BAG OF DICKS, CUNTFACE” – I weep for this generation.