As many of you have probably heard, Star Jones recently said she was blessed by God for missing the tsunami in Thailand where she was honeymooning with her gay husband. Many of you probably also heard that that was A MONTH AGO.
So never mind how this disgusting human being actually got on television in the first place, let us instead concentrate on how to get her off of it. And fast. Somehow she’s spreading. We only have a few days before she hits the red carpet for the Golden Globes. Therefore, I (and by that I mean Moye, who is far more computer literate) have started an online petition. Sign it and pass it on. Tell a friend. Do something good for all of mankind.
– Jim Galasso