Love getting drunk with friends, but tired of the same old drinking games? Well say goodbye to Asshole, Beer Pong, Keg Stands, Hearts, Tippy Cups, Beer Cheesi, Beer Golf, Checkers, Beer Jenga, Beer Uno, Aces, Brain Damage, Circle of Death, Power Hour, Drunk Driver, Drug Dealer, Go Fish, Fuck You, Buzz, 31, Anchor Man, Dimes, Dog Doo, Quarters, Spinners, Taps, Voodoo, 6 Cups, Beer Die, Three Man, Scum Bag, Beer Hunter, Boat Races, Graduation, Key Stone Cops, Sevens, Shotgun, Shoulders, Frisbeer, Letters, One Duck, Questions, Rhyme, Matchbox Game, I Never, I Robot, Roxanne, Shit On Your Neighbor, Smile, Suck And Blow, The Blues, Million Dollar Drunk, Name Game, Touchy Feely, Waterfall, Who Shit, Bat Beer, Beers for Cheers, Brady Bunch, Casino, Hi Bob, SMASH, Strange Brew, OC, Breakfast Club, Tympani, Whoville, Caps, Chandeliers, High Low, POD, World Cup, Cardinal Puff, Cow Tipping, Depth Charge, Guess the Note, Name That Tune, Hashing, Sink the Battleship, States, Stoppers, Thumper, Tips, Viking, Whiz, Bullshit, Fuzzy Duck, Ibble Dibble, Wuss Douche Bag Fucker, Zoom Swartz Bifigliano…and say hello to Edward 40 Hands! It’s the drinking sensation sweeping the nation.
The title of the game is derived from the Tim Burton film. But unlike the poor and freakish Scissorhands, this physical defect will make you the envy of all your friends! The supplies and premise are simple. Using duct tape, have someone wrap a 40 (preferably malt liquor) securely around each hand. Open the beers beers by mouth, and drink til their gone. Your hands will not recoup their freedom until both 40s have been properly downed. First to finish gets the undying respect of the group. For the expert edition, repeat the above steps.
Easy. Fun. Wasted.
– Jim Galasso