The positive movie reviews that we’re getting (and I say “we” as if I’m the creative force behind this doc) are nice. But sometimes critics can’t be trusted. Sometimes you just need a friend’s advice. I’ve asked some of the people in my life for their feedback on Inside Deep Throat.

“I’ve got a rocket in my pocket.” – My buddy Gregg

“I saw boobies. Big fake boobies!” – My cousin Tim

“It’s the Spider-Man II of insightful porn documentaries.” – My online chat buddy, spideysenses4193

“That thing Harry Reems has is enormous. I mean look at the size of that thing. It’s so gigantic. But why’d he shave it off?” – Chris McKim

“I liked when the T-Rex ate all the aliens.” – My four year old neighbor, Billy, who I told I was working on Jurassic Park 4: Dinos in Space

“Yes, I get the joke. You’ve said it everyday for the past three weeks. Now seriously, would you like a six-inch or a footlong.” – Sandwich artist Miguel from Subway

“Shameful. Disgusting. Ungodly. (Whisper) When does it come out on DVD?” – Father Thomas McGinley

“That Gerard Damiano is one sharp dresser.” – Me

“Will Smith has done it again! Undeniably charming!” – Moye Ishimoto

“Run! Run now! Run as far away from that place as you can.” – My mom

– Jim Galasso