On last night’s hour-long Jimmy Kimmel Live interview with the Twilight cast – which was ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS by the way, and they were all PERFECTLY DELIGHTFUL and not a bit mopey or annoying – the cast of The Jersey Shore premiered THIS parody of the Twilight series via satellite. It’s pretty cringe-worthy, of course, but then so are the actual movies. At least now we can definitely rule out a big-screen career for Snooki when she leaves the series after Season 3 due to the inevitable salary dispute. The best part of this, though? Pauly D as Jacob. Just watch. (via Jezebel)