So poor Fred Willard was arrested last night at the old fleabag Tiki XXX Theater in Hollywood when, according to TMZ: “LAPD undercover vice officers went in and found the 78-year-old Anchorman star watching last night’s feature… with his penis exposed and in his hand.” He was booked for lewd conduct and released. Poor little guy. Just let old men masturbate in porno theaters, JEEZ. It’s why they made them. You might be wondering why Fred didn’t just go on his computer like the rest of humanity. Obviously he was craving a communal experience with like-minded people, and THAT’S JUST HOW IT GOES. No big deal. Don’t the police have bigger problems than this?
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