This scene from yesterday’s General Hospital is extremely pivotal because in it Franco gleefully tells Michael’s mother that her cutie-patootie teenage son was BRUTALLY ASS-RAPED IN THE SPHINCTER BY A BIG OLD MAN-PRISONER IN PRISON recently – (which is the first time anyone on the show, including Michael, has even acknowleged it) –but it’s also worth watching because James Franco is so absolutely ADORABLE as the the SKILF (Serial Killer I’d Like to Fuck) while he shreds Carly’s world to pieces. In a slightly related story: WOW employee Ed Magana once peed in the urinal next to James Franco at a performance of Salomé starring Al Pacino. But being heterosexual (DAMN!) he didn’t look over and take mental measurements, and when I asked if it at least sounded like a heavy flow (indicating size and girth, of course) he said he wasn’t able to differentiate the star’s stream from the urination of the less famous in the room. So while there’s really no reason for me to relate this story to you, I just want you to imagine James Franco peeing while you watch this clip. (t/y Ted Roze)