“Everybody loves puppets!” says Tammy Faye in this NSFW clip put together by our mix-mash-master Eduardo. Admittedly, the puppets Tammy had in mind were probably not the 12″ knife-wielding Charles Manson or uncut malleable penis kinds, but they are puppets nonetheless, are loved, and are included in the clip to announce Friday as PUPPET DAY on Ring My Bell.

Kicking off at 11AM PST, sicko filmmaker John Roecker (Live Freaky! Die Freaky!) will be answering all your calls regarding stop-motion serial-killer puppet movies. Scientologists are advised not to phone in, unless they want to get into a fight.

Then, taking over at 12PM PST is Simon Morley, practitioner of the ancient art of genital origami and co-creator of the international hit show Puppetry of the Penis. Viewer discretion is advised, and those allergic to nuts should not watch. Perverts and degenerates are welcome to call 323 603-6312, and watch it all live at ringmybell.tv.

– Steven Corfe

PROGRAM CHANGE: Due to a last minute scheduling conflict, Simon Morley is being replaced by fellow penis puppeteer Barry Brisco on today’s show at 12 noon PST. Barry is proud of his, ahem, huge part in the Puppetry of the Penis tour, but don’t tell his mom – she doesn’t know.