So Megan Fox says she’s getting rid of her Marilyn Monroe tattoo because it reminds her of what a loser Lindsay Lohan is. Which is funny, because Lindsay IS the reason, but not because “she reminds her” of Marilyn. It’s because LINDSAY made an oh-so-subtle jab at Megan on the Alan Carr Show in 2010. He was joking with her about the Marilyn Monroe quotes Lindsay had tattooed on her arms, saying she was obsessed with the dead icon. Lindsay rolled her eyes and said “It’s not like I have a face of her on my arm.” As if that was the most pathetic thing in the world. Cut to a mortified Megan at the tattoo removal parlor the next day, sobbing that Mean Girl Lindsay had made fun of her on British TV. This was a HUGE deal back in 2010. Everybody talked about their alleged feud and how Lindsay really stuck it to Megan, ha ha ha. So I can’t believe that nobody is calling Megan out the way she’s turned the story around and put Lindsay in her place.