Creepy toys. Four pages of swell One Punk, Under God advertorial in the Robert Wilson-Brad Pitt-cover Vanity Fair. James’ version of being in a Robert Wilson production is being on ANTM – on a racetrack in the desert with a NASCAR driver. Halloween morning TV. Courtney Love’s sobriety. No more worshipful opening on Oprah. Gayle. Randy admits to playing the Oprah show with Madonna on it for friends and shouting out things she says before she says them – with English accent. Madonna’s embracing of naff in her new video, for which the Pod Squad attacks James for liking. Bill O’Reilly on Oprah’s Town Hall. Ann Coulter. Frank Rich. Everybody lies to sell something, nobody believes in anything anymore. James’ predictions for Zahara, Rocco, and David. Angelina vs Madonna re rearing a world leader. Sex with little people. Which car is more “bottom,” Saab or Audi? Kevin Federline. Fenton proposes the SPCC, because being rude to celebrities is wrong, isn’t it? Lost. Feast is synopsized by Fenton. Marie Antoinette: same movie as Lost in Translation? Is Lost in Translation like a David Bowie song? Do teens know that Marie Antoinette gets beheaded? The Jonestown documentary. Our obsession with cults. Manson. Jack the Ripper. Mass suicide and murder. Is horror today not what it used to be? The cult of cults. If the Republican party is a cult, how come its leader isn’t charismatic? And don’t forget to vote.
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