It’s your first look at the Harmony Korine-directed Spring Break crime spree movie starring Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens and a bedreadlocked James Franco. It’s going to be bonkers, of course, and Selena Gomez fans are going to haaaaate it. Here we have a 30-second teaser trailer in which Selena sits in a jail cell and moans that “nothing ever happens.”  It’s arty and self-conscious and annoying like a ’90s Sundance hit, and I CAN’T WAIT.  The movie is set to premiere at the Venice Film Festival, and hopefully soon thereafter.