This muffin was found in the depths of Mordor. He was baked by the evil baker known as Mormel. He was locked away for thousands of years in a plastic dungeon, where marionberries forced him to pleasure them daily. After thousands of years of agony, the angry muffin escaped from his desolate prison and then found himself at a local grocery store. He was then purchased to feed local heroes, little did they know what they bought. The heroes opened the box of muffins, and the angry muffin attacked. After hours of cruel fighting, he was once again captured by the heroes. The heroes considered masticating the muffin, but then realized it must be sold online for the greater good of mankind.
Moye Ishimoto knows this is old but she says “it’s proof that the nerds are REALLY taking over eBay.” I think she was too kind. Some asshole bid $20 for this blueberry muffin (we ate one similar to this the other day just to stop it laughing at us), most likely because of its accompanying legend: