While Paul McCartney is singing his still-silly love songs live at Amoeba Music on Sunset Boulevard sometime after 7:30 tonight, the allegedly less-silly Paris Hilton will be arriving sometime before 9:00 for a sit-down with the host of Larry King Live across the street at the CNN building. The mind implodes. This unnatural pop-culture cataclysmic convergence will result in casualties. And it will be televised. (Photo via Los Anjealous)