Marriage is a sacrament in the Catholic Church. It is a sacred bond between one man and one woman; you just don’t let
Mormons blacks gays come along and sully its sanctity. Everyone knows God hates fags, and when they try to get married, God gets angry. You won’t like God when He’s angry.
Now, with Prop 8 in place, it may look to most people as if Marriage has been saved, but don’t be fooled! God isn’t fooled, and he isn’t satisfied with California’s Prop 8, either. He came on me in a dream and told me that our work here is not done. We may have won the battle, but we have not won the war!
“There is a storm gathering, and I am afraid.” These words ring truer now than ever, because even as I type, a much graver threat to Marriage than the gays lurks deep within our society. It permeates our entire culture, destroying over half of all marriages in this country. Clearly the work of the Devil, this powerful, pervasive, horrifically destructive force tears apart families, and disrupts the health, education, and welfare of millions of women and children. It causes psychological trauma on both individual and community levels that is nothing short of devastating.
I’m talking of course about that dastardly device of the Devil, divorce. The bread and butter of wicked lawyers and godless psychologists, divorce is a cancer on our culture and must be stopped if we are to have any hope of preserving the sanctity of marriage.
Just as the traditional wedding vows state, Marriage lasts UNTIL DEATH. Divorce violates those vows and is an unnatural, destructive, immoral, odious act that has no place in this country, and certainly not in this great State of California. As such, I have signed up to fight the Devil and ban divorce in California. This is the only way to truly save the blessed sacrament of Marriage, not to mention our great state, our nation, and hopefully when our work is done, the entire world!
If you want to join me in this epic battle against the Devil and divorce, you might want to read this letter about prop 13 reposted to Daily Kos just after the November elections, and you should sign this petition to get God’s crucial anti-Devil, anti-divorce legislation onto the ballot.
Good luck to you, my brothers and sisters in Christ. We will save this world yet, one Marriage at a time!