One day after saying goodbye forever to Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton was observed insinuating herself into the lap and mouth of soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, who didn’t protest. The X17 website reports that Paris and her sister Nicky beelined themselves to Ronaldo’s table at MyHouse last night and the heiress proceeded to make herself fully available. “Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks.” Nicely oiled, they all left for Nicky’s house at 3AM and the X17 paps shot video of the athlete leaving the house at 5AM.