Fashion designer Yves Saint Laurent collapsed in the street today, shortly after the YSL catwalk show for Paris fashion week. This Is London writes that the fall follows “concerns about the multi-millionaire’s health after a lifetime of high living involving drink, drugs and numerous glamorous girlfriends.” Who knew having numerous glamorous girlfriends could be so dangerous? A more plausible cause for Laurent’s tumble might be that he turned on his heel and fled the show upon seeing Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham arrive. There’s only so much a 70-year-old heart can take.

– Steven Corfe