According to The Daily Squat, the decision was made after a group of pro-animal life activists put pressure on the state government to legally reclassify eggs as chicken in all Alabama restaurants and cafés from now on.
Senator Billie Jean Bob Cooter said,
‘The moment an egg passes through a hen’s vagina, it becomes a chicken. To treat them any differently would be cruel and should be punished by God.
Customers will not be allowed to differentiate between the two. That would be bigoted and wrong.”
As a result of the new government ruling, scrambled chicken will be taken off the menu.
(Photo, Wikimedia; via The Daily Squat)