Remember Aaron Schock? The anti-gay GOP Congressman who posed shirtless for Men’s Health, decorated his office to resemble Downton Abbey and then resigned in disgrace after being accused of misusing public money? Schock’s been lying low lately (on the down low?) but he’s back in the headlines! Gay porn company Titan Men is releasing a new film, Cauke for President, that features a hot, homophobic senator named Mike Cauke, who has a secret hookup that sets off a chain reaction of political intrigue and… of course, sex. The company Photoshopped its fictional senator into an office reminiscent of Schock’s old D.C. digs. Titan’s fictional character Cauke (Are you getting it Mike Cauke? My Cock?) has been trying to draw attention to himself by trolling Schock on Twitter.
“Hey @aaronschock, I think I left my watch at your place. Call me.”
Shock re-emerged from his self-imposed exile briefly to Tweet his decorating defense below.
You can visit the official Cauke For President website here, and follow his Instagram and Twitter but honestly, it’s he’s not that sexy or funny. You can see more explicit pics on Titan’s Twitter but the real Schock has a better bod but that one comes with a side of homophobia.
(via The Wrap)
