I don’t know, you guys. Alien abduction AND serial killers AND mad scientists AND hybrid creatures in the woods AND evil, repressed nuns AND interracial marriage AND lesbianism AND nymphomania AND blah blah blah? Just stick to one or two threats and stop trying to throw in everything and the kitchen sink. It was too much, too much. And the accents. DEAR GOD, THE ACCENTS. And Chlöe Sevigny with her Skrillex haircut and that modern way she talks. It’s like she was hanging out poolside at the Chateau Marmont. I’ll give it another shot next week, mainly because I find Evan Peters so completely enthralling, but I don’t know. What did you think?
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