Uh-oh. Only yesterday James was admiring the newly slimmed-down oil heir Brandon Davis, and today a rumor that would seem to explain his newly svelte figure has suddenly crossed our desk via Evil Beet:
Which oily celebrity hanger-on, who has been through rehab, is telling friends he’s found a new way to pace himself when he’s doing drugs? The bicoastal bum says for every line of coke he snorts he smokes 10 cigarettes.
In its ingeniousness, the plan is up there with the plan to rebuild Iraq.
– Steven Corfe