Yeah, we know we said a little while ago that the Jesus doll from Beverly Hills was uncannily lifelike, but now we’re saying this doll (above) is even more realistic, with features as detailed as those on a porcelain figurine from the Franklin Mint. And it doesn’t have those disturbing action-figure gripping hands of the other dolls. It’s Huggy Jesus. He just wants a hug and, though he still frowns on man lying with man, this Jesus is just OK about little boy lying with little girl. In fact, he’ll even make it a threesome!

Ever wonder what Jesus smelled like? A verse in Psalms hints that it may have been a fragrant blend of myrrh, aloe, and cassia. That heavenly aroma has now been added to candle wax, poured into a jar, and is being sold as His Essence. People are just wild about it. Seems to be replacing Lost and Desperate Housewives as a water cooler topic.

***** Wonderful! Wonderful

Reviewer: Nita Lee from Odessa, TX United States April 8, 2005

What a great idea. I loved the idea even before I tried the candle, but I just got my candles today and we’re burning one in the office right now. Even the guys in the office like them. Will be ordering again soon. What a great way to spread the news about the second coming also. Thanks so much!!