I’m referring to the shaved pit, not the “Blue Steel” expression on Cristiano’s face. On the one hand, I like a nice hairy pit. They’re musky and manly and full of pheromones. YUM! But then smooth is nice, too. I imagine his pits smell like coconuts. Or Drakkar Noir. I would just hate to get up in there and start licking stubble. Not that I need to really plan for it. But who knows, it could happen. Life is full of surprises. Anyway, poor little Cristiano Ronaldo is getting a lot of backlash for his painfully awkward poses in the new Armani Jeans campaign, and everybody seems to be mad at him for NOT BEING David Beckham. Personally, I’m fine with the gay eyebrows and the Zoolander face and the even, I suppose, the lady pits. So I’m giving this a YES. (via Daily Mail)