WOW receptionist Jeff Pickett, the poor little thing, keeps getting frightened by daily emails from a certain Gerda Wunder – each one different. Like, what’s up with this one?
“WHEN I GOT HOME ALL THE GROSRIES WERE IN THE GARBIJ AND MUSTAFIO WAS DANSING NAKED IN THE KICTHEN. THEN THE BASTARD BROWT OUT THE TRAFIC CONES FROM THE TOOL CLOSIT. HE SAID THERE ONLY A SMALL PART OF THE SHOW”