An email exchange between Randy and Fenton during the Golden Globes:
F: It’s not the Golden Globes, it’s the Jack Nicholson show.
R: And I’m telling you… JENNIFER HUDSON! Helllloooo.
F: Hmmm, she didn’t mention Beyonce.
R: Kyra Sedgwick’s forehead is not moving!
F: They are all complete freaks. They should all be locked up.
R: Where are Renee Zellweger’s eyes?
F: She’s like the golum in Pan’s Labyrinth; has to put her hands up to her face to be able to see.
R: Tom Hanks’ head is huge.
F: God, that’s not a nose on Joaquin Phoenix, that’s a beak.
R: Meryl Streep makes everything worth watching.
F: At least Annette Bening doesn’t mind being on camera actually drinking.
R: Drinking, with bad hair.
F: Time to watch 24. Bye.