The WOW Report

  • WOW Report
  • About
  • RuPaul’s Drag Race Live!
  • WOW Presents Plus
  • What to Watch
  • Store
You are here: Home / Misc / Earthquake!

Earthquake!

By WOW Staff on October 17, 2006 4:52 am

RichterroosterI knew well in advance that something was coming. I knew because of the frogs. I went for a jog the other morning and there were dead frogs all over the road. It was biblical. And then I drove to Macy’s in the Kukui Grove Shopping Center, parked the car, got out, and found myself beak-to-face with a wild rooster. The boyfriend tells me this is normal, but I beg to differ. There’s nothing normal about a crowing rooster in the parking lot at Macy’s. It’s unnerving. So I was already on edge and the omens were everywhere and I was drinking my Kona blend Sunday morning and learning Hawaiian vocabulary when those freaky aggressive Jurassic Park looking birds, the ones that have claimed the front yard of our rental house as their own, started squawking and then flew away. That was followed, seconds later, by that unmistakable rumbling sound. In the end, it was your garden-variety earthquake: 6.5, electrical outages, airport delays (lost luggage, naturally), and radio interviews of the locals recounting their experiences. And today, two days later, most things seem back to normal. Well, except for the sinister looking gecko hanging out in the foyer.

– Ray Cochran


Show the love:

  • Tweet
  • Share on Tumblr

Filed Under: Misc

More

Schiaperrelli! Madonna! Tom Hanks! Kylies Minogue & Jenner! The WOW Report for Radio Andy

Schiaperrelli! Madonna! Tom Hanks! Kylies Minogue & Jenner! The WOW Report for Radio Andy

by Blake Jacobs on January 27, 2023 11:00 am

Check Out ‘Tiffany Heather Samantha’s Big Belty Broadway Show’ in NYC

Check Out ‘Tiffany Heather Samantha’s Big Belty Broadway Show’ in NYC

by Paisley Dalton on January 24, 2023 10:12 am

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

Trending


Meet the Queens of ‘Drag Race Belgique’ 

#FirstLook: Campy Horror Comedy ‘We Have a Ghost’ Feat. Jennifer Coolidge & Tig Notaro –Watch

Nicky Doll, Kiddy Smile & Daphné Bürki Return for ‘Drag Race France’ Season 2

Gael García Bernal Locks Lips with Bad Bunny as Gay Mexican Wrestling Star ‘Cassandro’

#TheQueerties: Bianca Hosts as Willow Pill, Alaska, Raja, Eureka & More Compete for “Drag Royalty” –Vote Here!

About

From the creators of The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Party Monster, Million Dollar Listing, RuPaul's Drag Race, I Am Britney Jean, Big Freedia, and more.

Madonna! Joanna Lumley! Edgar Allan Poe! Jennifers Lopez AND Coolidge! The WOW Report for Radio Andy!
Prince Harry! Jennifer Coolidge! M3GAN! Jordan Peele! Randy Joins Us for the WOW Report for Radio Andy!
Rest in Perfection Barbara Walters and Anita Pointer! The WOW Report for Radio Andy!
ONJ! QE2! Leslie Jordan! Our In Memoriam Episode for 2002 on The WOW Report for Radio Andy
The Top Ten Holiday Songs That Make Us Go WOW! Bruce Vilanch Joins Us for The WOW Report on Radio Andy!

© 2021 World of Wonder Productions, Inc | World of Wonder is a trademark of World of Wonder Productions, Inc | Privacy

Copyright © 2023 · News Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in