Is it true that it’s not true that Tom Cruise is making a film called The Thetan, about the aliens in the Church of Scientology? Jeannette Walls says the project, which was to star clothes horse Victoria Beckham and give her the “big Hollywood break” she was seeking, is a no-go. Cruise’s rep says no such film is on anyone’s to-do list. We’ll see. It’s been six years since Battlefield Earth and L Ron is loudly tapping “Let’s go” in Morse code on the lid of his coffin.