All of this was not for nothing. Jessica Simpson enjoyed the shit out of being pregnant so she could follow it up with a money-maker. She has signed on for $3 million to be the new face of Weight Watchers. Personally, I am sick of the ad nauseam J-Hud commercials already, so I am kinda looking forward to watching Jessica’s weight deflate and her purse inflate. Don’t forget, Papa Joe has a wedding to sell after the weight is gone. Check the deets here.