With the WOW Report editor, Stephen Saban, taking a well-deserved day off, I’m afraid this blog is bound to be a bit gayer than usual. I know, I know, you’re saying to yourself: it CAN GET any gayer? Well, yes. To wit, here are some lovely knitted penis hats for you and your partner to wear when you engage in sword fights. According to their maker: “The hats are both knit then I added crocheted ear flaps.

Both penis hats tie onto your head with macrame tassles, so not to fall off during your epic battle!!

The crocheted penis that top these awesome hats are all hand sewn together, along with hand embroidered face accents and recycled button eyes to give it that little bit of extra personality and hilarious-ness it needed.

These hats make great gag gifts for bridal showers, ladies night out or even guys night out!”