Drag Net

Seriously, what’s with Florida traffic cops and their drag? Really. In Orlando, they dress as nightmarish elves who lurk by the side of the road to catch speeders, and now in West Palm Beach they dress as hookers (a cop favorite) and strut out in the open to watch for cars running red lights. “I’ve seen people drive by eating food and when they see me, the food just falls out of their mouth,” says this officer, who calls himself Delicious. Yeah, because you’re scary. No wonder they speed through the intersection. (PostPix)