Starting at #20 on Maxim’s Hot 100 2007 list, we find that Megan Fox is hotter than Cameron Diaz, but not hotter than Maria Sharapova, who’s not as hot as Ashlee Simpson, who pales next to Avril Lavigne, who probably wishes she were as hot as Katherine Heigl, who’s far less hot than Beyoncé, who lives in the shadow of Angelina Jolie, who cannot match the heat given off by Sienna Miller, a pathetic wannabe compared to Fergie, for whom no amount of wishful thinking will make her hotter than Eva Longoria, an embarrassingly tepid version of Rihanna, who dares to live in a world with Eva Mendes, considered ugly when seen in the same room as Ali Larter, who’s unable to kick the hot out of Jessica Biel, who shouldn’t ever stand next to Christina Aguilera, a seriously flawed contender in a who’s-hotter contest with Scarlett Johansson, who almost seems frosty judging by the hot standard set by Jessica Alba, a heat-seeking also-ran who should really put a hit out on Lindsay Lohan.