She’s not a desperate housewife, she just plays one on TV. Eva Longoria told London’s Mirror recently that when she was 25 or 26 she got her snatch waxed for the first time and it made her a woman. “It opened the door to a whole new sexual side of me,” she said. Interesting turn of phrase. So exactly what kind of door does Longoria have? Swinging, revolving, Dutch, or saloon?