Our very favorite celebrity mess, Babyshambles member and former Kate Moss squeeze, Pete Doherty, had some words to say the other day about his brief stint in a London pokey in the company of murderers and pedophiles for one of his frequent heroin-possession arrests. He received a one-year community-service sentence instead of a possible seven years in prison, prompting reporters to speculate it was his celebrity that spared him. “Wot do you think I’ve been doing for the last 12 days? Picking tulips?” said the offended musician. “I’ve been sat in a cell sweating it out, fully aware of the circumstances.” At the time of his release, he planned to get an implant in four days to help him kick. “I’d rather be on the out with no smack than inside prison with no smack,” he said.