We thought we’d heard the last of the Mills-McCartney divorce settlement, but now comes news that Heather, in an attempt to get sole custody of daughter Beatrice, is making the unsubstantiated claim that Paul is such a bad father that two of his older daughters tried to kill themselves. But there’s no evidence that any McCartney child has ever considered committing suicide, reports Page Six. All of his adult children dislike Mills and have always said how much they love and admire their father.
But Mills insists McCartney is not the luvable old man his fans think he is and she’s very animated about that. Literally. According to the Sunday Mirror, she’s going to create a cartoon called The McFartneys, which would depict the Beatle as a flatulent pot-smoking tightwad with a control-freak daughter named Stella who hates Heather. Mills, of course, will be portrayed as the unappreciated hardworking housewife trying to manage home and career. The cartoon will be produced by her production company, Raspberry Fields. “She wants it to be a cross between The Simpsons and South Park and reckons it will get cult status,” says a source. “She’ll clearly be sadly mistaken. She’s saying the series will expose everything that has gone on … in the McCartney family, all under the guise of the cartoon characters. But most of it has been dreamed up and cast from her own skewed imagination.”