So what do you do if your mother tells you she would like a male stripper to help her ring in her 100th birthday? You get that hot old bitch a STRIPPER. That’s exactly what Margeurite Ormiston did for her mother Clare after she couldn’t figure out a way to get Clare a “seat on the moon.” Well, that’s what MARGUERITE says. I’m prone to think that since Mama Clare is practically COMATOSE, Margie really wanted a male stripper for her mother’s 100th birthday. I mean, the birthday girl can’t even rub the guy’s chest without some assistance. AND, is that a small child that I spy with my little eye at this stripper party?