DJ Zovirax

Paris Hilton is not enjoying being pushed out of the spotlight by her former bff, Kim Kardashian. Paris tried being a pop star (a few times), a perfumer, a designer, and a hair extension czar, to name a few. These days she is taking bookings at nightclubs as a DJ after allegedly dating DJ Afrojack. Who knew you could get talent through semen? Damn, that would put me somewhere between the White House and managing a McDonald’s. (via DListed)