Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, and Wendy just got a whole lot hotter. A digital artist from Philipinnes named Ozumii Wizard has reimagined different fast food mascots and turned them into disturbingly sexy anime characters. Check them out below. And yes, I’m now completely in love with ginger bad-boy The Hamburglar! What a hunk! And the daddy AF Colonel could get it too!

Also, just throwing this out there. Attention Hollywood producers in search of the Next Big Thing: I would so totally watch the sassy Wendy and twink Ronald Mcdonald show on the CW. Just putting it out there.

Check out more (including Jack In the Box, the Burger King, and the Dairy Queen) at Bored Panda.