There’s no witchcraft going on here. No camera tricks. No optical illusions where Snooki is actually a mile away and J-Woww is right up close to the camera. It’s not Photoshop. SNOOKI REALLY IS THAT SMALL! SHE’S A BITE-SIZED GUIDETTE! OK, in that first picture J-Woww is standing on a three-inch step, but that shouldn’t exponentially turn Snooki into a bug. And J-Woww is NOT seven feet tall. I just had no idea about this. I thought you should know. You can carry Snooki in your purse like a chihuahua. That is all. Carry on. (via The Blemish)