Donald “The Dick” Trump

Yes, you may have found your true calling today on The Wow Report; Professional Dick Photographer! Soraya Doolbaz is one (maybe the only one with that specialty) Her job is to give your johnson character. She’s based in New York, she’ll style your schlong, even dressing penises up in cute costumes if you like. Your peen lack personality? You can find her work here, which she appropriately calls the Dicture Gallery. She even sells her work (and maybe your dick) to a larger audience. This last December at Art Basel Miami Beach, she offered editioned prints for $10,000 each. And that’s not all, the images cum (sorry) with punny names like; Dicki Minaj & Cumrad Stalin.

Doolbaz was says she’s had loads (sorry) of praise and people seem to love the pics,

“It’s surprising and very delightful that people just like dick on things.”

Now her work is being turned into a product line to be splashed all over calendars, mugs, key ring… Check out her NY Post video interview below. Sorry, we can’t show you MORE of her work, but demand is growing every day. (Sorry.)

UPDATE: I just got a note from a friend telling me that “Doolbuz” translates to “dick player”… Soraya, did you make up your name or did you just create a profession that fit it? (via Paper)