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#DickLatte: If You Like Cocks & Coffee, We’ve Got an Instagram Account For You!

By Trey Speegle on April 18, 2017 8:44 am


Yes, @dicklatte is BIG ol’ dick celebration, showcasing schlongs from the circumcised to the uncut, the flaccid to the erect. But the Instagrammer behind it prefers to stay anonymous. A “thirtysomething from L.A.”, they told BuzzFeed,

“I bought an espresso machine to save money on coffee and began teaching myself how to make lattes by watching YouTube videos. A friend of mine sent me some videos of baristas making lattes with these beautiful designs like hearts and swans and roses…it was so cool!

But one fateful morning, everything changed. I was trying to pour a heart, but at the last second, a perfectly shaped penis plopped out onto the cup. I laughed and sent a photo to my friend, and we giggled. I promised to get it right the next day, but then it just kept happening.”

Finally, I just took the extra milk foam and poured some balls, added a few details with the tip of my thermometer, and called it a dick latte. By that time, I had quite a collection of failed attempts in my photo folder.

I really wanted to show off my newfound talent, but feared my family and friends would label me an immature pervert who’s too easily amused. Which I am, of course! Instagram was my only way of sharing this simple joy of mine while remaining somewhat anonymous, and I honestly thought I’d get banned the first day.

When I started the account, I was worried people would say inappropriate things or report the page, but everybody has been so polite and positive. The comments make me laugh all day long. It’s all been so funny, and at times surprisingly touching. The most meaningful reactions have come from strangers reaching out to me, thanking me for something they can count on to make them laugh on a daily basis, despite whatever they’re going through. “

Healing through coffee & cocks… whatever gets you through the day. You can follow @dicklatte here.

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A post shared by @dicklatte on Apr 29, 2016 at 4:21pm PDT

(via Buzzfeed)

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