Make that Aisle. Formerly engaged to Jennifer Grey and Winona Ryder (forever), married to Lori Anne Allison (in 1983), and the serious boyfriend of Kate Moss, Johnny Depp, the actor most straight men choose to sleep with if they had to sleep with a man, is finally getting married to the mother of his two children. Reluctant husband Depp and his eight-year partner, Vanessa Paradis, plan to make it legal next summer at their villa in France. “Johnny is all I dreamed of,” says Paradis. “No one could love the way we love.” How intriguing. How French. (Stuff)