I’m totally tripping balls right now, but I wanted to show you the X-ray of my mouth. I was just at the dentist and they sliced me open, did some drilling, and implanted GIANT FRANKENSTEIN-SIZED SCREWS in my jawbone. Massive, massive amounts METAL. Like, if I fight Magneto I AM FUUUUCKED. This is the lower left jaw. There’s one on my upper right as well. Did I mention I’m totally tripping MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW? I am. Totally. So, yeah. Big fucking screws in my face.