And from the best show on TV to the worst. We’ve already said Desperate Housewives has been recycling storylines from when people actually liked the show. Another dead body shows up. The gay son is back. Bree’s got herself another pyscho husband (she sure knows how to pick ’em). Now Mike the plumber has woken from his coma with a two-year memory loss, which puts his current state of mind at about, oh, EXACTLY WHEN THE SHOW DEBUTED IN OCTOBER 2004. I swear to god, if I have to sit through a step-by-step repeat of Susan and Edie fighting over Mike all over again, I will stop watching this goddamn show. Not yet though. I want to find out why Orson ran over Mike.

– Steven Corfe