SMUG ALERT: Jayden Smith tackles the tough issues that face celebrity spawns like worrying who’s on the guest list and how annoying it is when the concierge gets your name wrong (“MY NAME’S JAYDEN, GET IT RIGHT!). Sample lyric: “This room is getting so crowded/That’s just because we are famous/And you don’t know nothin’ ’bout it.” Yuck. He makes Chet Haze seem positively demure.