You can donate a goat to an African village for only 24 quid if you go to Oxfam’s website. But think twice about it. Mr Tonke, of Sudan, was caught having sex with one, and it didn’t even belong to him. So the village elders forced him to marry the animal. What gets my goat (I’m sorry) is that there are far too many arranged marriages as it is in the developing world. And it seems that Oxfam hasn’t even considered the moral implications of people having sex with animals who don’t fancy it. The website tells us “even the kids can get involved.” Now hang on.
– Donal Coonan